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"Spontanious Trips"
Created on 2001-10-19 19:24:28 (#373194), last updated 2009-07-15
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Basic Info| Name: | The Doodlemaster 2000 |
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| Birthdate: | 1984-12-25 |
| Location: | White Rabbit's house, Wonderland |
| Website: | Deviant Artiant Pagiant Fart |
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It was a night just like this one. Lots of atmosphere. But it was no ordinary night. It was the night...
the Night of the Cow!
There was something goin' on. You couldn't taste or hold it in your hands, but it was there.
It was there in the way that mist rolled across the fields like... MIST.
The animals knew what evening it was.
It was the night, the night of the cow.
Ingrid was a heifer. She wasn't the smartest cow, or the biggest cow, but she was a cow just the same. Lately, though, she hadn't been "following the herd" the way she use to.
"Somethin's wrong with Ingrid.She's been think' too much."
Farmer Karl wasn't a bad man, he loved his cows. Up until he killed 'em.
What he didn't realize was that for some time Ingrid had been thinking about places beyond the farm. Far away places. How could she die without ever seein' Europe?
But even if the genius Nostradamus himself had been there on that good eve, he couldn't have foreseen the Night of the Cow.
See that night Karl was gettin' drunk with his best friend.
"She down at the bar, she mooin'... she's carryin' on... and STUPID stuff. I'm the boss around here! I'm gonna milk her again! "
Tonight Ingrid wasn't going to take it. Tonight was here night... THE NIGHT OF THE COW!!!!
"COW!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mooo!"
"You're not serious!"
"Moooo!"
"You need me!"
But she wasn't turnin' back. She ran over a one foot ditch.
Well it's pretty good for a cow.
What she didn't bargain for was a drunk salesman in a 1979 Toyota Corolla.
"Where the hell am I? Hey, Cow! Get the hell out of the way, Cow."
Cow.. Car. Cow... Car. Cow... Car. Cow.. Car...
"He didn't hit her did he?"
"It's so sad."
"What a cow"
"What a nonconformist"
-KitH
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